First Published 20 July 2012

Photos, I took a photo of a man dressed as a pig thing. I didn’t realise he wanted a pound for the pleasure. I didn’t even really want a photo of him. So I deleted it and I think he was unhappy.

Then there was the girl dressed as something or other, who sat right in front of the temple and then got annoyed when any one else wanted a picture in front of the temple. Which must happen every 3 seconds.

Chairs. They charge you for getting on the boat and then they charge you to sit down on the boat. Not ideal when it’s raining.

On the same boat,  they give you a free ticket for tea. How nice…..but then you can’t get tea unless you sit down and you can’t sit down until you’ve paid 4 pounds. I don’t even like tea.

The tour guide takes you to strange shops at the end of the day. With a million shop assistants and no customers. Strange.